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cosmophant:

AU in which Cecil manages to download Fey onto a flash drive and brings her to Carlos who builds her a body.

Posted 4 months ago with 235 notes
Reblog if Numbers broke your fucking heart
Posted 4 months ago with 8 notes
aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

mr-wiles:

stabs-and-bonks:

swoz:

lildeadlymeesh:

trinitybat:

sturmtruppen:

thejesusofequestria:

Breaking: Florida residents confused and frightened by cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

(Source: theyoungbloodofsuburbia)

greatwhiteprivilege:

straight people are like “can we all just be nice to each other” and queer people are like “please stop murdering us”

(Source: vibrathor)

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite)

bad-batteur:

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

littlestarlolo:

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

pookaglamour:

madamate:

Gurl. Gurl. Gurl. Dun go back to Pyamid Head, that guys a dick

Flawless.


I know, I know. But he’s my baby daddy. He can’t espect to just get out of that. 


girl I’m tellin’ you. once a cheater always a cheater. forget about him

littlestarlolo:

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

pookaglamour:

madamate:

Gurl. Gurl. Gurl. Dun go back to Pyamid Head, that guys a dick

Flawless.

I know, I know. But he’s my baby daddy. He can’t espect to just get out of that. 

image

girl I’m tellin’ you. once a cheater always a cheater. forget about him

jimdoesntcarrey:

hairdresser: what do you want me to do?

me: just a trim thanks

hairdresser: no problem 

me: image

wherewildthingsare:

Sometimes I see the saddest looking people, and I want to give them the biggest hug.

Not out of gesture of romance or anything…

Humans just need care and closeness, and sometimes when you’re in that spot where you feel lost and dark and hopeless, you need that shoulder.

I really believe that.

Posted 5 months ago with 813 notes
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

nube-brillante:

raygender:

pragtastic:

Morgan retweeted the top message. The others are comments that were made in response. 

White cis gay dudes throwing trans woc under the bus for the sake of siding with other white dudes. 

Today must be a day that ends in “y.”

"standing on our shoulders with daggers" LMAO i think you’ve got that backwards. utterly and completely backwards.

I’ll stand on their graves in stilettos, tho.

(Source: praggnificent)

teamfreewifi:


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teamfreewifi:

Supported by real scientific data.